She's got her head buried in my chest...
And she's taking deep breaths like she wants to drink me in...
I have no control over the situation, but that's okay...
And when I'm leaving her house, I catch a whiff of myself and it does smell really good...
And in a second, I'm going to show you what I'm doing...and it has absolutely nothing to do with looks or money...
She's striking up a conversation with me about oatmeal brands and I'm thinking...
"Is this girl going to ask me out?"
I don't have to wonder for long...
We exchange numbers and off she goes with a perky little bounce.
And remember: it isn't me, my looks, or anything like that...
The kid gives me a gummy smile, as the mom's eyes are scanning my left hand for a ring.
Subtle. Real subtle.
But who am I kidding -- I'm loving every second of this little charade.
And I have no problem getting Single Mom's number...
And not once in my whole sad, miserable life did I ever imagine...
...that I would ever have to beat women off with a stick wherever I go.
See, for years and years, I was really awful with women.
I'd walk up to a girl and she'd literally run away from me.
Seriously... that happened one time.
I was never the "hit the town" and chase tail kind of guy...
I always preferred staying in or working late.
But today... life couldn't be more different for me...
Now it's so easy to hit it off with a woman...
And it isn't ANYTHING that I'm doing except...well I'll tell you in a moment....
They are coming up to me, striking up conversations, even asking me out.
And instead of spending my nights alone, I'm spending them wrapped up with whichever woman I choose.
And forgive me, because I'm really not trying to be a braggy jerk or anything like that.
This is truly a life I never thought I'd be living. But here I am...
So let me ask you something...I know it sounds crazy...
...a scent that smells sooo good to a woman, that she can't resist doing whatever it takes to be noticed by the guy...
Practically attacking him out in public just to "feed the kitty" later that night?
Well, look -- as it turns out, it's DEFINITELY possible...
Because I'm proof of it in action right now...
She's upset that I only was with her the one time.
Apparently, and I'm paraphrasing this from the many voicemails she's left me...
"She can't get enough of me."
She's even admitted to stealing one of my shirts, so she can smell me on herself!
This girl banging on my door right now, SHE may be a little crazy...
But I'm perfectly sane.
So even though you're probably thinking the idea of a certain scent driving a woman wild for you is just too good to be true...
...it's really not... not after you've done all the legwork like I have...
It stands for major histocompatibility complex.
And basically, it's the lock a woman has, and you are the key that fits her lock, if she is compatible with your MHC...
Many studies suggest that MHC is how a woman chooses a man...and believe it or not, it works through smell.
That's right. Through smell.
Pretty fascinating, right?
They conducted experiments on this and found a shocking truth that virtually nobody knows:
A man's scent is the #1 factor for a woman when it comes to selecting a potential partner!
So smell is the #1 thing that drives a woman's attraction.
It's like her body just automatically knows if a man is a good match or not based on how he smells!
And today, this "smelling power" is helping women choose the right guy to give it up to...
So tell me something...
Is it really so unbelievable to think that I can just spritz something on and draw women to me like moths to a flame?
I understand if you're skeptical. Because I was skeptical too...
But I've been researching this idea of a "smell tool" for many years now...
Experimenting with different scents...trying to find certain ingredients that make me smell irresistibly good to women...
See, there's something called the "terminal nerve" in our brains.
And this terminal nerve is how our brains respond to certain scents.
It runs from the nose directly up into the brain, and it sits right in front of the olfactory nerve that's responsible for smell.
And a lot of research shows that certain scents produce a mating response through the terminal nerve in animals...
Just imagine how easy it would be to become more desirable to women if you could take advantage of this little biological hack...
You could tickle her terminal nerve through smell and BAM...
...she'd be on you like white on rice!
That's the goal anyway...so...
Like overcoming evolution in a way...
I want this scent to reactivate a lost, primal part of her body... her smell brain...
So suddenly she is irresistibly drawn to me by smell...
And she won't even realize that's the reason, but she will be wanting me around anyway...
I want to spritz it on and immediately feel like I've grown a few inches taller...
I want to feel like the ultimate man every time I wear this particular scent...
Like George Clooney's character in Ocean's Eleven, the guy who always gets the girl.
That's what I want this scent to do for me, and who knows...maybe it will work for other guys too...
How do I make - and this may sound ambitious - an attraction scent?
Well luckily for me, I'm a computer programmer...
So for once, being a big nerd is really paying off!
I design a handy little computer program that helps me keep track of different scents.
And that way I can test various scents -- or accords, as they're called -- and I can combine them in different ways and test them out.
So the computer takes care of the complicated part where accords are logged and tracked, yada yada...
And the perfect way to do that?
Speed dating!
I get the idea while I'm watching that terrible 2007 movie of the same name...
...where the guy inherits millions of dollars and decides speed dating is the best way to find a wife...
I figure all I need is 5 minutes at the most to figure out if a woman is responding to my scent or not.
All I have to do is take a certain scent, apply it to my clothes, and let the games begin...
So here I am, sitting in front of a woman in her early 40's, twice divorced, who is mid-way through trashing her first husband...
...before she suddenly decides to stop and ask me, "What's that smell?"
"Good or bad?" I say, leaning forward so she can get a better whiff.
"Good! Reminds me of my second husband, who wouldn't you know..."
DING! Time's up.
Early 20's, probably looking for a sugar daddy...
Wrinkles her nose up and says: "Did you step in something outside?"
DING!
"Ugh, something smells awful."
DING!
It's like I'm walking through a never-ending revolving door of women.
But I have a problem...there's just too many scents and too little time...
I'm getting good data...but it's taking too long...
Even going to two speed dating events a week isn't enough.
At this rate, it will take me years to test all the different scents I've been studying...
And I start losing steam...was this the dumbest idea I've ever had?
...a girl walks up to me at a bar and says: "Hey, Wes."
All my friends stop talking to gape at the hot girl who knows my name.
It's Melissa from one of the speed dating events -- and I only remember her because of her incredible reaction...
See, I was wearing a certain accord that I had high hopes for the day we met...
This accord is unique, it's something called an animalic accord...
Without getting too sciency on you, these accords were discovered in animals...
...and in the animal kingdom these substances are how animals communicate and attract each other.
Think of animalic accords like nature's subliminal pick-up lines.
So, back to this particular animalic accord I was using...
And this is going to sound weird, but...castoreum is a compound secreted from a beaver...
So even though it sounds strange, castoreum actually smells really good.
It's been described as smelling of vanilla and raspberry, along with hints of florals, musk, and even leather...
And believe it or not, castoreum elicited a lot of interesting reactions the day I met Melissa...
...and the next moment she's practically pulling me across the table to eat me alive!
And now here she is again looking at me and only me...
But when Melissa leans in for a hug, she pulls back disappointedly...
And then she's back to her own table with her own friends and I'm forgotten.
I'm not wearing any scent at all. Technically, I'm off the clock.
But now I know my work is important...
Now I know I'm really onto something...
But I need help...
"Hey guys... ever tried speed dating?"
It takes some convincing, but eventually they're all on board.
Even the married guys agree to help me out, all in the name of "science."
And finally the data starts rolling in and I'm picking up steam like a train coming out of the tunnel.
In fact, my next big break comes quick and fast through my buddy, Sunil...
You see, Sunil has himself a field day wearing a certain scent called civet.
You guessed it, another animalic accord...
He applies it, starts his speed dating round, and things get out of control fast...
Don't believe me? Well picture a helpless gazelle out in the Savannah...
...being surrounded by hungry hyenas who are willing to bite and scratch each other for the kill...
...and the hyenas are all the women at this speed dating round!
No kidding, there are women pulling hair and kicking and shoving...
All because one girl likes the smell of Sunil so much...
...that she refuses to switch seats when the buzzer goes off...
Somehow Sunil escapes with just a few scratches and is able to deliver me the data...
And I start looking at this civet accord in a whole different light.
Turns out, civet is both a scent and an animal.
A civet cat secretes the scent from their perennial glands.
And believe it or not, women are 1,000 times more sensitive to the scent of civet accords than men.
So civet goes into my list of potential winners without a second thought.
And the list of winners is growing...slowly but surely...
And things are really looking up for my little pet project here...
Weeks go by with no big results, no big breakthroughs...
My buddies, who at first agree to do this for the novelty of it and to humor me...
Well they start getting tired of this routine and want to quit.
But thankfully, another big breakthrough happens right when I need it most...
And it happens when I'm not even speed dating, I'm at the park...
And I start thinking how nice it would be to test out one woman's flexibility somewhere more private...
And then I remember something -- I have a new accord in my pocket, ready for testing...
It's a very special type of deer musk accord...and I'm inspired to test it out after the success we found with civet...
But more importantly, research shows women love it!
In fact, the scent of this special deer musk accord puts women "in the mood"...
So why not test it out now on this group of limber ladies?
A few drops here and here...
Then I'm walking purposefully towards the stretching women, wafting my scent their way...
Their heads snap in my direction so fast, I swear they've got whiplash.
One woman is waving at me and saying hi.
Another is asking me to join them for a stretch.
And soon the whole group of them are surrounding me, showing me the finer points of "downward dog."
But there's more work to do...so much more work...
So many more accords I want to test out...scents like petty grain, tonka bean...other rarities...
I'm giving this "smell tool" experiment everything I've got.
I barely eat, I barely sleep...all I do is log data into the computer and think about what's next...
She says: "Have you looked into orris butter?"
And at first, I'm annoyed -- this was supposed to be a SECRET project...just between us guys...
But my buddy's wife has my full attention when she tells me how obsessed she is with this scent...
"Listen, Wes," she says to me, "Nothing is more attractive than a man wearing a little orris butter."
And all her girlfriends love it too...plus her mother, sister-in-law, her aunt...
It's subtle, delicate, and complex. Almost like fresh petrichor -- the smell of the earth after a rainstorm.
But one thing is certain... orris butter lends what is called the "chocolate effect" to other scents...
It enriches them, sweetens them up slightly, makes them more delectable...
Orris butter is known for exalting other scents, meaning it lifts and enhances them...
In fact, I don't know why I haven't thought of it before.
What could be better than taking all the winning accords and combining them...
...creating one powerful super scent that is 10x more appealing than just one scent on its own...
It's genius. And thanks to our current model, it can be tested once and for all...
I get all my buddies together and tell them everything. The whole enchilada.
My entire mission, what I know, what I want to achieve...
And once they know all the details, they decide to help me see this thing out til the end.
And then we're all testing different combinations of the winning accords on every woman we see.
I'm speed dating and about to switch to a pretty brunette with dimples who is way out of my league.
And when I brush past her to take my seat, her eyes close...
She breathes in deeply and looks at me like she's seeing me for the first time.
I'm so shocked, I nearly miss my chair sitting down.
And next thing I know, I'm leaving her place whistling a happy tune with a pep in my step!
Finally, we have a winner...
And I know it's the real deal because I have my married friend, John, try it out...
He uses this powerful super scent before his wife gets home from work one night...
And here's what he tells me the very next day...
"See, I screwed up... I forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer like she asked me to...
And I knew she was going to be mad when she got home.
So you know what I did? I used some of that super scent on me...
And no kidding man, she got one whiff of me and forgot all about dinner...
In fact, we went straight to dessert!"
I'm thinking: "How can I make this even easier to apply and last all day long?"
And the first thought that pops into my head is cologne.
Most men already wear cologne, right?
But no other cologne has the power to drive a woman wild like my newly discovered super scent...
A cologne just for men and only for men -- handcrafted from these very rare, very special animalic accords.
I'm going to make the world's first Attraction Cologne.
Spritz it onto your clothes or your skin, and voila -- like magic, women will be following their noses to wherever you are!
The idea is so incredible, so groundbreaking... I'm pacing my office in excitement...
When I effortlessly become a man women can't help but want.
My Attraction Cologne helps me become more confident and more desirable...
I love the way it makes me feel.
I can walk into a room full of younger men and know I've still got them beat.
And if you try it... I think you'll agree!
The animalic accords combine to create one powerful super scent that drives a woman wild...
I wake up in the morning, spritz on my Attraction Cologne, and I think about my gym membership...
Has it really been 3 months since I've worked out??
Now I'm stoked to go to the gym when I remember all the lovely ladies that are always there...
...yes I'm going for the women!
I smell GOOD and I instantly feel more confident, more in control.
I have no problem walking in and pretending to own the place...
...even though I haven't stepped foot in here in months...
I think they're trying to ask me for help with one of the machines...
And even though we don't speak the same language, it's obvious what's REALLY going on...
One of them grabs my bicep and giggles.
And get this -- I barely even HAVE any biceps!
I see the lovely curves of her body taking shape through the steam.
And I see her take a deep breath in and then she just seems to float into my lap.
"Oh," she says with a little laugh, "didn't see you there..."
And then, and I can hardly believe my own ears, she says:
"You're what smells so good in here...wow..." as she loses herself in my scent.
This Attraction Cologne, this super scent...it's blowing even my highest expectations away...
Who knew this would be so powerful, so easy, so effective!
Even in my wildest dreams, I didn't think it was possible.
This Attraction Cologne has changed everything for me...
You may be wondering why I'd ever want to share this...
...why I'm not hoarding the world's first Attraction Cologne all for myself to beat out every other guy out there...
But here's the truth, ok? It's getting to be too much for me...
These women never stop!
They're all over me, everywhere I go, and it's exhausting to tell you the truth.
So maybe it will help me out, letting other guys like you use this cologne...
And truthfully, I'm not in this to get rich. I'm here to spread the love!
And I've finally got the final product bottled and ready to ship to anyone in the United States.
So now you can try out this Attraction Cologne and see what it does for your "smell appeal" with women.
I think you will find that women are paying you more attention than ever before, complimenting you more...
...going out of their way to make sure you notice them...
There are many colognes and perfumes out there...
...but none that are designed with science in mind to make men more confident and more desirable.
None with this unique blend of animalic accords specifically designed to be the world's first Attraction Cologne.
And this is just the first Attraction Cologne in a line I'm calling Armstrong Animalics.
It is an artisanal Attraction Cologne, which means it is handmade with the utmost care, using the highest quality animalic accords that are very costly and difficult to find.
It is not like designer colognes where they are all made in a factory at rapid speed, mass produced, and sold at every local department store in the country.
No...my Attraction Cologne is different...
I am hoping that a few months from now, when you enter a room, maybe a bar or a restaurant filled with young people...
...you will feel in your heart a total and complete confidence that you have the confidence and mojo that other men lack.
I want you to feel better than other guys, so that you can look your wife or girlfriend in the eye...
...and you know and she knows you are the man she's always wanted to end up with.
And hopefully, this will happen night after night, month after month, year after year for the rest of your life.
Then I want you to write me a testimony, so that I have it for use for other men who are thinking of trying out my Attraction Cologne.
And remember, you're going to get phone and email support so you can't go wrong.
Any questions, any comments, any compliments -- we're all ears.
If you try this out, you will be very happy and thrilled that you did.
Remember, my Attraction Cologne is created with the highest quality animalic accords, scientifically proven to attract women.
All you need is a few spritzes on your neck, your chest, maybe your hair...
Some guys prefer 8-10 spritzes, while other guys only prefer 2-3.
Yes. I actually prefer applying my Attraction Cologne to my clothes instead of my skin, but it is all personal preference depending on the guy.
You only need to apply the Attraction Cologne once or twice a day.
The scent typically lasts 8-10 hours. You may want to reapply after that, especially if you've been working out or doing physical labor.
Your Attraction Cologne should be stored in a cool, dry place -- preferably not in your bathroom. The bathroom gets a lot of moisture and heat from the shower and is never a good place to keep a cologne.
My Attraction Cologne contains real animalic accords that I have personally and thoroughly researched and sourced. It contains genuine and rare ambergris that gives the cologne a high quality gloss over the top of it. A scent you feel more than you smell.
My Attraction Cologne has real civet, one of the oldest compositions related to perfumery and calls back to an untapped virility man has forgotten.
Hyraceum is also present and brings a certain smokey, raw intensity to the scent.
And finally, we have castoreum. I'm using a special variety which calls up raspberry notes and gives the Attraction Cologne a dark, leathery undertone.
These accords are powerful and have been instruments of attraction in the animal kingdom for millions of years.
I think you'll find that wearing just a few spritzes of this Attraction Cologne makes women start looking at you in a totally different way...
When you go to the gym and work out, women are watching you, using the equipment close to you, maybe even asking you for pointers...
And when you're out with your wife or girlfriend, she is holding your hand, pulling you close, showing women that you are "taken", keep their paws off you, LOL...
Everywhere you go, this super scent will be drawing women in like moths to a flame...
And you will be feeling a confidence you've never felt before but always wanted.
Your Attraction Cologne only works when you're wearing it...
So the longer you wear it, the better things will be!
And you will love the scent bubble you are in so much...you will want to wear it all the time, bro!
I suggest that if you want to keep having to fend off beautiful women, you keep wearing your Attraction Cologne.
Otherwise, you may find yourself back at square one...striking out with the wrong women while the right women pass you by...
How long will you let yourself be unfulfilled and unsatisfied, spending your life alone?
How many times must you think, "Not me, I can't do that with her, I don't even dare try?"
Life is too short to keep passing up these opportunities to connect with a woman.
So I designed this Attraction Cologne to give you the confidence you need to make the most out of the opportunities given to you.
And since one day I hope to have my own kids and grandkids, I'll be telling my boys about my Attraction Cologne, of that you can be sure.
I will be sharing everything I've learned about this "smell tool" and how women can be driven wild just by one very unusual super scent...
I think it's incumbent upon us dads and granddads to make sure that we pass on these important secrets to our sons...
The company I'm working with, Ideal Male Labs, it's a family-run company with a perfect reputation.
Their goal is to help men get ahead in their lives and enjoy a life that they thought they were done with forever.
And right now, our mission is to get my Attraction Cologne to as many men as possible.
I do hope you'll accept our invitation.
I'm really looking forward to helping you on your journey to a better and more fulfilling life...
...a life with more confidence, more interaction from women, more happiness...
There's no need to wait a moment longer. I really want you to join me right now, this very moment.
My Attraction Cologne is totally different than anything you've ever seen and maybe you're starting to imagine how you'll use it in your own life...
I'm really looking forward to helping you as well on your journey to a better and more fulfilling life as a man.
The day you decide to become the most desirable man in the room, everywhere you go.
I promise you, that after you apply the first drop of my Attraction Cologne to your skin...
...you'll automatically, with no effort, gain a newfound confident feeling you didn't even have when you were a very young man...
...you'll have a sense of manliness that puts a swagger in your step...
...and you'll be able to drive a woman wild whether she's your wife, your girlfriend, or a girl you just met...
Anything is possible when you're wearing my Attraction Cologne.